give me a plot of “i’m your father’s mistress && and was nearly caught sneaking out early one morning but you saved the day by introducing me as your girlfriend && now your mother invited me to spend the summer at your vacation home so we have to spend the entire summer pretending to be in love.” this works for literally any of my girls. gimme.
someone give me apocalypse girlfriends?
if you give this a lil heart i’ll come bug you
for logistics. okay thanks.
ok but an immortal couple who break up and get back together every thirty years or so, and they’re messy as fuck, like every couple decades they break up and swear that they’ll never speak for the rest of eternity, until inevitably one tracks the other down and shows up like “okay, i’ve elected to forgive you, we’re together again” and the other is like “BUT WHO SAYS I FORGIVE YOU FOR THE AL CAPONE INCIDENT” and then they’re arguing/making out and meanwhile the rest of the immortal community just groans and rolls their eyes because jesus christ, this again, they have been doing this since the holy roman empire.
No time’s the right time to reach out but here I go
Always scared to love, wouldn’t be enough, never be enough, we were way too young
Heyo, I’m Mick, I'm 24 and I say shit like “heyo” so bear with me.
i’m pretty laid back rp-wise. i don’t really care about format, use whatever size gifs you want. most of the time i'll just change my formatting to match yours so my shits kind of a mess.
more things you should kno probably:
❀ i’m a raging homosexual so, like, my girls are raging homosexuals. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.
❀ i will 1000% make a muse out of the blue for no other reason than ‘bc you asked’. honestly, just hmu with a “yo, i really want *insert fc here* to fist me, and i’ll be like “aight tru, lets get it”.
❀ activity is aight at best i think. usually on from 6 pm - 10 pm est. unless it’s a weekend bc that’s when i ball out and deprive my body of sleep
❀ did i mention mun and muses need to be 18+ ??
❀ only one banned fc: it’s barbara palvin. i just? don’t? like? her?? i’m sorry??
❀ my IM is always open for plotting or general tomfoolery.
❀ speaking of IM, if i ever don’t reply, or take too long to reply, it’s not bc i don’t like you or bc i’m ignoring you. it’s bc i’m a walking ball of anxiety and i’ve been re-writing the same message for the last 14 hrs. pls be patient i’m soft.
❀ honestly, i can’t think of anything else to add to this list so the rest is TBD, i guess.
ps. i love u
BABIES
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